| Guinness
(66% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine) |
Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world’s most famous brew, you’re genuine, you’ve got good taste, and you’re sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations? If your friends didn’t score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it’s an acquired taste; it’s too serious–and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush ‘em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers. |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Now a few years ago I’d have been one of those folks offering excuses. But thanks to my friend, Nav, I gave Guinness another try. And I fell in love. I don’t drink much else anymore.
Found thanks to my friend, "triumphantly, jenny," at our drinking problem. Talk about stereotype busting.
Man, I came out as PBR–low on dark, bizarrely high on working class (I’ve got so much cultural capital I’d feel guilty taking that title), highish on genuine. Could be worse–but I’d rather be Guinness. Or at least an ale. . . ah well.
Laura, you had me laughing out loud! Thanks. Not at you, of course, but because thst’s what I feared going in. As long as it was a respectable beer (in my opinion) I was cool, but please God, not PBR.
I’d say that “66% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine” is one of the best quiz descriptions of me that I’ve ever got.
And I agree, a nice ale would have been perfectly acceptable too. But it if makes you feel any better, I’ve never thought of you as a PBR girl, whatever the heck that might mean!