Off the Mark

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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Very Reverend Mark the Profuse of Nether Wombleshire Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Or:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Count-Palatine Mark the Nimble of Greater Sodbury Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Take your pick!

I kind of like them both. Me a Reverend; now that is funny! But I’ll happily take “the Profuse.” As for “Count-Palatine,” well, I’ve lived in the Palatinate twice now, and my son was born there. I practically deserve to be a Count-Palatinate. Look at all the cool toys one would get to play with. And the dress clothes are far better than any interview suit and tie get-up. One’s kitchen might even come with flowery pots and pans; what more could a nimble knight of the Palatinate desire?